Global Climate Problem Solved!

(PatriotHQ) An ingenious plan has evolved from far-left liberal think tanks and this time it’s a doozy! The world response is nothing short of amazing, fabulous and a positive solution.

The world is saying: It’s a tall order but we can do it!  

Here is the brilliance idea of the liberal thinkers. (Wait for it….) Lowering the minimum height for prospective partners on your dating profile is a step toward a more environmentally friendly world. Brilliant!

In the article Altman openly writes “mating with short people is a step toward a greener planet.” She also states shorter individuals are “inherent Conservationists.” The gist of the article is based on a study which was done by another leftist lunatic, Thomas Samaras. Samaras fancies himself to be “The Godfather of Shrink Think.”

Altman openly states in the article “mating with short people is a step toward a greener planet.” She also claims shorter people are “natural conservationists.”

Only a liberal far-leftist can come up with such a superb idea!

Altman and Samaras are unequivocally stating short people are more environmentally conscious than tall people. Taller people are openly stereotyped. (who would have guessed…)

If you make a statement with which they disagree, they launch a “cancel” campaign against you. However, when they make hopelessly idiotic statements, we are supposed to accept them as absolute fact, and if you disagree, you are either racist or suffering from some newly invented phobia or now, perhaps to tall!

“If Americans were 10% shorter, we would save 87 million tons of food per year, not to mention trillions of gallons of water, quadrillions of BTUs of energy, and millions of tons of trash,” Samaras claims.

As Altman writes, lowering the minimum height for prospective partners on your dating profile is a step toward a more environmentally friendly world and thus will save the earth and stop the global climate disaster!

When you mate with shorter people, you may be saving the planet by reducing the needs of future generations. Lowering the minimum height for prospective partners on your dating profile is a step toward a greener world.”

She did write, but there’s more.

“Short people not only save resources, but as resources become scarce due to the earth’s growing population and “global warming,” they may also be best suited for long-term survival, and not just because more of us will be able to cram into spaceships when we are forced off this planet we ruined.”

Altman felt the need to bring in the third stooge, as if Samaras and Altman’s philosophies weren’t bad enough.

Arne Hendricks is an artist and lecturer who “encourages people to embrace fewer inches” through his exhibitions and performances.

“The future I see is distinct. I want my children’s children to understand the importance of being brief. I’d like them to refer to themselves as short drinks of water with legs for minutes. While one says, “I’m the shortest,” I hope the other will bend his knees and say, “No, I’m the shortest.”

Hendriks, who stands about 6 feet 4 inches tall, does not allow his children to eat dairy and limits their sugar intake to keep them from growing too tall. What a heartbreaking story. A 6-foot-4-inch man who feels “shorted” by his lack of height.

So, since short people will solve the Climate Change, why not outlaw tall people? But how tall is tall? …and how short is short? Nevertheless, if Congress solves this dangerous problem the first think they MUST do is demand more taxes to study tall and short people. Then Congress must come up with a 10-year plan to solve Global Tallness and usher in a new era of Global Shortness.

I can now sleep better tonight knowing we have a solution to Global Climate Change!

https://patriotcommandcenter.org/forum/global-climate-problem-solved