BIDEN HAS BEEN DIAGNOSISED WITH SOMETHING BAD! President Joe Biden is fighting to the end to protect democracy but Covid has forced him on to the sidelines. OMG! Democrats were shocked and dismayed but somehow mustered the courage to forge ahead without sick Joe. Somehow, someone will step forward to fill those big shoes!
Symptoms: His ‘Doctor’, reported Biden is currently experiencing mild symptoms, nothing to worry about! A few of the mild symptoms include a runny nose, gagging cough, hallucinations, memory loss, diarrhea, puking, sweats, chills, uncontrollable farting, turning green, spitting, uncontrolled bowel movements, skin peeling, spewing snot, hair loss, loss of sight, deafness, skin rash, uncontrollable urination, burning anal passage, inflamed nipples, possible tooth loss, vomiting green bile, sign of possible leprosy and worst of all the loss of democracy protection.
This unforeseen despicable disease has compelled the president to cancel a vital campaign Hispanic appearance in Las Vegas, prompting concerns about his capacity to sustain the demanding pace necessary for a triumphant re-election effort. However, the Hispanic voters were heard to say: “We won’t miss him”
Despite the diagnosis, Biden maintained a positive attitude, assuring reporters he was feeling well as he boarded Air Force One but some were concerned he would puke on his aids infecting them with his vile and discussing disease.
This incident is likely to increase the level of scrutiny surrounding Biden’s health and his capacity to carry out the responsibilities of going potty, uncontrollable public urination and of the presidency. It could potentially have an impact on voter confidence and the momentum of his campaign but he and his aides are counting on hitting the ‘jackpot’ by getting the sick and diseased vote!
One of the Democrats were overhead to say: “We can elect him no matter how sick and decrepit he is!”
DON’T WORRY Kamala Harris is ready to step in as President if called on, relieving the Democrat Party. The Progressive now have nothing to worry about with Kamala at the helm!
Final Word: Everybody realizes this is satire, right? ………or is it…….
